okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday
a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these
and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground
turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass
omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts
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who else wants to meet dr. phil but keep referring to him as mr. phil to see if he gets mad
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
how to make friends
I am both of them.
First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint
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