The Unbelievable Truth S04E01

'ello.

I am a middle-aged bastard manchild trapped in the body of a little girl. Hail from Australia, though currently living in reclusion.
Studying creative arts at UOW as of this year, so if you happen to see a short, timid, sullen-looking eyesore of a lass, that's probably me.

My interests include watching television. Comedy is my favourite, but I'm open to laughing hysterically at any other genre too.

I shall post some of my scribbles and maudlin musings here. Probably also a few (hundred) photos that may pique my interest.... so come for the tut-tutting and stay for the triple tsk! :D

One may also view my Facebook, where I literally only mostly post pictures I've already reblogged on Tumblr! It's redundancy at it's infinite!

22nd February 2012

Chat reblogged from David Mitchell Daily with 32 notes

The Unbelievable Truth S04E01

David Mitchell: I've just been working out the sum... And I think, roughly, I think in order to have played 2 million rounds of golf, Tiger Woods would have to be thousands of years old.
Reginal D. Hunter: That's a very very amazing ability to make your opinion sound like a fact.
David: Thank you very much.
Reg: You are like my ex-girlfriend really. Very impressive. Very impressive.
Shappi Khorsandi: In what other way is he like your ex-girlfriend?
Reg: Sounds quite authoritative when it really isn't necessary.
David: Look, I don't see why you're having a go at me - I've... I've never tried to have sex with you!
Reg: Well, there's the problem, right there. I think you've nailed it on the head, David.